2. Didgeridoo vs. harmonica -- I mean, which is cooler?
3. Bob can't play the wobble board either.
4. His Rolfness has been backed by all four Beatles on a remake of 'Tie Me Kangaroo Down' sport -- Bob has only ever sung with George and Ringo, separately, and has never sung about kangaroos.
5. The Rolfster has sung on a Kate Bush album.
6. Make that two Kate Bush albums!
7. Rolf can draw. Sorry, Bob, but just because you have an exhibition of your pisspoor paintings nowadays, it doesn't mean they're any good.
8. Jake the Peg -- a more poignant story of an outcast than Hollis Brown?
9. Has Bob Dylan ever performed a cover of the Divynyls 'I Touch Myself' accompanied only by a wobble board? I think not.
10. Bob was the voice of his generation, but Rolf is the voice of every generation.
What's more, that "vocal percussion" thing that Tom Waits does -- Rolf invented that, he did.
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11. Rolf Harris is a sycophantic git, who will turn any trick to keep up.
You have definitely lost your mind.
YOU SAD MAN YOU SHOULD GET OUT MORE!
of course bob sang about kangaroos
Amelia, when asked "Was it awesome, your stay in Australia?"
Said, "Sort of, but short, this land must be God's favourite failure
I left after finding out that even here, even here there is daily a
Dawn, I could just as well choose
Vancouver or the Ivory Coast"
I said "Yes, but in places like those
There are no kangaroos."
A Maya with gloves, once said "Love is like cacao beans"
Well, these visions of Johanna are the darkest pralines.
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